Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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