I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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