Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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