You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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