i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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