Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Did you pee in the oven last night??
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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