yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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