i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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