keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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