I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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