some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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