we're blogging at a bar
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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