it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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