We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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