We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Mom said you looked used
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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