And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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