Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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