She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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