it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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