just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Come see our sink grown plant.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
whose ass print is on the piano?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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