is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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