It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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