let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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