What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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