some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize