.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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