I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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