so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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