Where are you?
In a non slutty way
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
