she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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