He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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