he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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