She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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