So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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