Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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