I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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