Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Two words: blizzard sex
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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