Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
