So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i came on her dog
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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