i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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