2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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