Where are you?
In a non slutty way
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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