More tranny stories later!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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