South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
