I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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