So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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