I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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