only if we run a train.
done.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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