I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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