I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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