Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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