belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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