i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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