I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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