I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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