I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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