what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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