She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
false alarm. still invincible.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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